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Attenti...Arrivano Le Collegiali
It's easy to shoot at bad film. Easy to speak bad cof a sexy Italian
comedy ... we can also say erotic one.. But now we want to sing out
from the pack. We want to look for the movie in question some positive
aspects. Someone, deep down there is.
And the first that stands out is that "Attenti...arrivano le Collegiali
" is a sincere film that is not afraid to hide his intentions, which
does not hide behind the hypocrisy.
Translated: the film is from the beginning a broad sampling of trasch
scenes and situations . A B movie that is not slow to manifest itself
with double meanings, so big that I would call "double" is an
exaggeration
The narrator tells us"... They
say that has not even given an action of its capital, that everything
is okay, even the emergency exit. Uh ... I'm sure that if the
magistrates were to storm would make spot checks that at least the
blacks funds have already been sold"
Another positive aspect is
that the films of George Miller (Giorgio Mille), director of only three
other films of a certain thickness ... gave space to two interpreters
often put in the sidelined in the glorious genre of sexy-comedy. We can
say sexy erotic too.
They are the great Toni Ucci and the beautiful Orchidea De Santis. The
first is an actor of a certain caliber who has participated in films of
a certain thickness, with Toto in addition to such other works in
theater.
Orchidea is best-known as
shoulder of another beautiful actress in many movies, before turning
fully in other activities that led her to become a theater actress, and
producer of radio broadcasts for Radio RAI.
The two here became
the leaders and try to raised the level of the movie, departing from
everything else. Infact often their scenes are separated from the
others. So they try to save all. Ok ... the mission isn't good...
The film in itself has a beginning who try to create a minimum of plot.
A Velvet who disappear soon. After we have a large numbers of
situations glued together with the sole purpose of stripping the girl
on duty or to create a soft-core scene.
The top is reached when it
suddenly invents a character who performs a striptease in a disco. It
Has nothing to do with the context nor with the story. And that is
saying something.
The plot is very simple.
Marina's father invite the daughter, her friends from college and the
German governess at his hotel in Torvaianica for a carefree weekend.
The girls there attract boys like a magnet and the rest is easy to
imagine. We have full frontal nudity, soft-core scenes including a
lesbian too. Not so much vulgar jokes, mostly useless from the final
goal. (ie to see pieces of meat).
Is also "important" the subtle transformation of the German teacher,
that at first looks like an ugly woman and out of fashion then reveal a
beautiful, buxom blonde (De Santis) which does not hesitate to stay in
microbikini or even the company of men especially that of the hotel's
owner (Toni Ucci).
Apart Orchidea De Santis that even in those years would have deserved
the artistic success who had in later years and and a part Tony Ucci,
the rest is all trash. Actresses including, very ugly.
Uh ... we promise to talking about the positive aspects? Oh yeah ...
sorry. The latest is the soundtrack, composed by the group "The Main
One" that resemble ear, for us it's them, the De Angelis brothers
better known as Oliver Onions. Nice sound.