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Day of the Warrior
There's a busty,
cleavage-challenged chick who appears to be a secretary, or should be,
going up to her boss, who is in a budget meeting that follows wearing a
skimpy tiger costume while on the rowing machine.
They are the employees of L.E.T.H.A.L. (which for the first time we
know what it means, i.e. Legion to Ensure Total Harmony And Law) a very
powerful American security agency that would make Americans sleep
soundly, between two pillows. I guess you get my brilliant double
entendre.
In any case, Andy Sidaris, left his loyalists Dona Speir (sigh), Bruce
Penhall and Roberta Velasquez, is off to a flying start in this, his
umpteenth trashy product. The penultimate of his triple Bs.
He takes us into a story that travels the length and breadth of the
United States, expanding the range and especially the amount of
silicone on the actresses' tits. Which, incidentally, are also a bit
menacing. The boobs I mean.
But as always behind the exposed rotundities without a reason of the
leading ladies, there is a vague action story. This time hackers breach
the computers (not even Windows 3.1, but DOS) of L.E.T.H.A.L, putting
the various undercover agents at great risk. Doc Austin, hanging out in
Louisiana, Cobra being a stripper (oops...exotic dancer) and Shark and
Scorpion fucking in a car park while investigating the porn world. And
then they say that one does the job superficially. Behind this sabotage
is a certain Warrior, an ex-CIA agent, former professional wrestler of
Native American descent, converted to the forces of evil, who walks
around in wrestler's make-up while directing unlikely henchmen. His
goal, of course, is to kill the agents he has discovered.
For some strange reason it falls to the rebuilt secretary (played by
Shae Marks), or whatever, and the manager played by Julie Strain to try
to save all the agents. Of course, they strip every now and then. So
randomly. And they have sex, always randomly. And Julie Strain at one
point wears an American flag costume and then wrestles with Warriors.
Ah! Don't forget an agent who does a very poor Elvis impersonator.
'Day of the Warrior' is basically the usual Sidaris product. The usual
trash bandwagon. Nothing more and nothing less. And that's all we need.
Here, however, it may be that the range is greater, but there seems to
be even more movement and, above all, even more tongue-in-cheek irony
than usual. For the genre, it's not bad, also considering, as
mentioned, that the series has almost come to an end.