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Bikini Pirates
"Morganna the Lady Buccaneer? You know? I Heard she has sex with every one of her victims ... "
We begin the long list of obvius
things to say about this film, saying that Fred Olen Ray follows the
path of "Pirates Of The Caribbean." Not satisfied he comes close to
plagiarism of the famous musical theme.
This is another chapter of the fertile mind of director/wrestler and
his "Retromedia" strong as usual discounted ideas so as to appear
(almost) brilliant. It's a simple idea, more simple can't be, Ray
gathers some of his loyalists as Randy Spears, Rebecca Love and Cassie
Young, putting them in a house, added few scenes outdoors, dress some
them as pirates and undress all of them , without exception, to give
life to many soft-core scenes at the limit of what is allowed.
The flapping of bodies and music are endless but the amazing thing is
that as usual there is one, very thin plot that justifies everything.
Justify history and even the scenes above.
Don't misundestand, the film is a really b's, as in the direction and
in acting which is useless to talk about, but slyly works and lets
follow, thanks, we say without hypocrisy, for the right choice of the
protagonists.
The excuse to see all these naked bodies is the findind of a medallion
in the sea that awakens the spirit and especially the flesh of
two old pirates. She, Morganna was a pirate in charge of a ship and she
was famous for her infinite bisexual lust . Some centuries later her
ghost has not lost the desire, which hit two couples of friends who
found the medallion. Freed her spirit, Morganna and his assistant
Capitain Tygus, go in search of a hidden treasure, in the few moments
that they don't have sex, including the two pairs of friends.
All obvious but from a movie bythe "Retromedia" we can not expect anything else.