Trust in your work is almost all. If we looks at the long opening
credits of “L’Umanoide", we see names like Corinne Clery,
Richard Kiel, Arthur Kennedy, Barbara Bach, Ivan Rassimov, Massimo
Serato and Leonard Mann. That is, not some unknown newcomers. And with
those words running in "Star Wars" style, it's automatic to think that
this film directed by George B. Lewis, of course an American director,
is a sci-fi that can be almost good as the Lucas’ one
recently released at time. Not to mention that here the music were composed by a certain Ennio Morricone.
Even the first few minutes are not bad at all, yes ok, there is a man
dress like Darth Vader, but is not a problme. The problem is that the
moments when we say "is not a problem" and shut our eyes became more
and more every minutes.
George B. Lewis is not an American director but is our Aldo Lado,
assisted in some scenes by Enzo G. Castellari. The story, however, lies
in tedious situations, even predictable, and some moments seem to
anticipate "Spaceballs" by Mel Brooks, with characters like the staring
hero interpret by Mann, the small "asian Jedi" and the robot, at the
limit of parody. Special mention for the dog version of R2-D2, who here
do nothing more than barking, showing colorful lights and reminding us
of the "Emiglio Robot" a successful toy by “Giochi
Preziosi”.
For the rest, it is legitimate to wonder why Ennio Morricone has
composed the music and why, so well-known actors have ended up in this
very home-based version of "Star Wars". For their stroke of luck Ivan
Rassimov remains hidden behind a crafty helmet of Darth Vader and
Corinne Clery, really bored, shows her beauty in a few scenes, leaving
to Barbara Bach, imprisoned in a tight dress, the role of the beautiful
(but bad).
It's not all bad here. Because we have to recognize that here is a
great search for costumes and sets compared to other similar works (ie,
the poor copies of "Star Wars"). And there is an honorable attempt to
make the special effects credible that works good with laser beams but
less with everything else seeing also the use of many models.
The clan of the underworld who always dress in black is headed by Lord
Graal (Ivan Rassimov) brother of the great Intergalactic Governor "Big
Brother" of Metropolis (cite something at random!) interpreted by
Massimo Serato. Graal flees from a jail and joins the crazy scientist
Dr.Kraspin (Arthur Kennedy) also escaped from prison, who is helping to
keep alive the beautiful and useless Lady Agatha (Barbara Bach) through
blood transfusions taken with poor female victims. Among other things,
he also wants to kill Barbara Gibson (Corinne Clery) who seems a bored
civil servant of the future, while perhaps she is an astute
teacher/psychiatrist. Who knows.
The three plan to dominate the universe, of course, stealing the
Kappatron a potent nuclear substance capable of transforming anyone
into fearsome humanoid soldiers. Theft succeeds and they test Kappatron
on poor Golob (Richard Kiel) that becomes a huge evil and powerful
soldier.
They are on the right way to conquer the universe? Of course not.
Barbara is the teacher of a small Asian child with an unpronounceable
name, which becomes Tom Tom for friends but who is actually a kind of
Jedi that is also helped by two mysterious, but stylish archers,
appearing in the right moments. Then there is Nick the Ian Solo of the
situation (Leonard Mann and who else?) and the good ones are also joins
by Golob and his "Emiglio" robot torn from the dark side by Tom Tom's
mental powers.
Battles, firing, put everything in their place.